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Two Brodys And A Flair

by Rancid Vat

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1.
- The Ugandan Giant (chorus) 400lbs of Ugandan Giant If there's a bounty on your head then he's gonna find you He's coming for you Hogan he's a headhunter Kamala! Kamala! x 4 Skandar Akbar knew what he had Went to Uganda and got the baddest man there Put him on a plane and flew back to the states Friday would unleash him releasing him from his chains (chorus) Comes through the curtain, headhunter mask on When his opponents see him all they wanna do is run Climbing through the ropes he's a monster amongst men Clubbing blows and judo chops are his means to an end Kamala! Kamala! He battles the Giant and Kabuki too There's no superstar Kamala wouldn't run through And when they're on their back staring up at the lights A 400lb body splash puts 'em down for the night Kamala! Kamala! Kamala the Ugandan Giant
2.
It Ain't Me 02:15
It ain't me so it's obviously you When there's a problem you're the cause of it And we're all getting tired of it We can't trust anything that you do It ain't me so it's obviously you You're always there when there's a knife in our back Playing innocent like you don't know Jack We can't trust anything that you do It ain't me so it's obviously you I don't know why we let you come around I don't know how you show your face in this town We can't trust anything that you do It ain't me so it's obviously you It's way past time for you to go away This is the end there's nothing more to say We can't trust anything that you do It ain't me so it's obviously you
3.
Too Stupid To Live You're too stupid to live Don't know how you made it this far in life You're too stupid to live You're too stupid, You're too stupid Too stupid!
4.
You Don't Measure Up I am so great, I am the best So much better, Than all the rest And very soon you will see, You won't disagree That they should crown me emperor supreme Because there's no other man, From any land That measures up to me, Do you understand Its not bragging, No because it's true The young girls squeal, And the women swoon But those two things aren't what make me superior You Don't Measure Up son because you were born inferior
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Run You Down 01:52
Run You Down Hold your signs up way up high Scream and yell and tell me why Scream at me what your upset about But the next thing you scream should be LOOK OUT! (chorus) Run you down, get outta the way I don't care what you're crying about today Run you down, get outta the street You all look like roadkill from the driver's seat You're keeping me from where I need to go Screaming and crying in the middle of the road This won't end well I can guarantee that Because you're gonna get run down by RANCID VAT! (chorus) Justify yourselves with the constitution Fists held high yelling revolution There's one thing you forgot about How are you gonna stop my truck with your goddamned mouth (chorus) Run You Down x 8
7.
Mad Gasser 02:12
The Mad Gasser Creeping around your homestead in the dark of night Always making sure that there's no one in sight What's that you hear, what's that you smell You may never know The only signs I was ever here are footprints in the snow I'm the Mad Gasser, Mad Gasser, Mad Gasser x4 Feeling nauseous, feeling sick, you're feeling scared I violated your family and you were unaware Where'd I come from, where'd I go, you may never know The only signs I was ever here are footprints in the snow
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Fun Hate 02:15
Fun Hate I'm sorry did we make you cry You whine and cry asking why me why? Its not our fault you look so dumb Like an albino monkey sucking his thumb (chorus) Laughing right in your face - Fun Hate! Butt of all our jokes - Fun Hate! Always at your expense - Fun Hate! Suck it up buttercup - Fun Hate! Fun Hate x 4 You are the way you are and that's okay We'll be laughing and pointing at you all day It won't get easier and I'll tell you why Because we're gonna laugh harder when you start to cry (chorus) You're never gonna hear an apology Not from the band and not from me Hatred is Sacred is our golden rule We call it Fun Hate to lure in the fools (chorus) Fun Hate x 8

about

For over 40 years Rancid Vat has championed hatred. There are plenty of bands that will sing mediocre drivel that you hear at your local grocer, or that attempts to imitate that tripe. Yet, Rancid Vat is one of a kind, and that is an undeniable fact! We are a force, powered by hatred and you deserve every single minute. Why? This world is a mess, and Rancid Vat is here to tell it like it is for the Pencil Neck Geeks, and give some hope to the fans of our twisted outlook. Further, we champion the true sport of Kings Professional Wrestling.
“Lonely at the Bottom” is the lone rerecord present. Originally released on “Burger Belsen” in Portland, 40 years has gone by and this is just such a fun one to play. This song goes out to the losers and loners that aren’t wanted by anyone. We probably don’t want you close enough to smell you, but you’ll understand this song.
“It Ain’t Me (So it’s Obviously You)” is where we call out the pathetic breed of humanoids that like to go around playing the victim, laying blame on everyone but themselves, and never look in the mirror. I promise to this breed of parasitic human, that your perception of reality needs to hear how it’s obviously them.
The riff of “Run You Down” was written years before the vocal inspiration. Images of dumbass protesters, waving their signs in the middle of not just little streets, but major bridges and even highways had us laughing all the way to creating this masterpiece.
“Fun Hate” It was on “Dricore Show” on WCSB in Cleveland, Ohio. Marla Vee and myself had been invited to be phone-in guests to talk about Rancid Vat past, present and future. There were a few phone calls from night owl rubes, that had no clue what in the world Rancid Vat was all about. Tried as I might, and tried as I may to explain to this slack jawed toe-rag, that it was all in good fun, I naturally utter “You know, Fun Hate.” And the listener sounded like he was going to barf, “What did you just say?”
Dricore Show chimes in “I think he said ‘Fun Hate’ and played it back “You know, Fun Hate.” But the Rube was incensed at the notion of us reveling in the joys of hating, expressing that hate, and singing about how great and mighty we are in the meantime. A new phrase was born!
“Kamala” was a riff that began inception in 2002, but it wasn’t until the great Ugandan Giant’s passing that The Texas Stud thought to memorialize the legendary Heel in song. As an example that genius takes time some time, “Kamala” is one HELL of a song! Plus, for surprisingly the first time in Rancid Vat’s history of celebrating wrestling, we have local hardcore superstar “Ruben Steel” singing backup vocals!
“Don’t Measure Up” is the snottiest song of all time, and we wrote it!
“Mad Gasser” is lyrically a telling of the case of an unknown and unidentified figure that tormented houses with various gasses in Botetourt County, Virginia (and maybe a decade later in Illinois) Yet nothing was ever left as a trace except footprints in the snow that led to nothing.
“Too Stupid to Live” came up while discussing specimen activity that made us shake our heads. As well as the warning labels, instructions, and laws that society has incorporated for those that would be otherwise, too stupid to live.
If you have made it to the end of the album, and the end of these liner notes with a smile on your face, then you understand Fun Hate and will let your family and friends know this with two Brodies and a Flair
“Huss! HUSS!! WOOOOOO!!!”

King Elvis
September 14,2023

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released February 3, 2024

Marla Vee: Guitars and backing vocals
Beer "Texas Stud" Reebs: vocals
Bobo:Drums
King Elvis: Guitar and backing vocals
Danny Lueben: bass and backing vocals
Ruben Steel: backing vocals

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Rancid Vat San Antonio, Texas

Founded in Portland Oregon by Phil Irwin, Marla Vee and Steve Wilson. The band has had multiple incarnations, the current is based in San Antonio TX, with Beer Reebs aka the Texas Stud on vocals, Marilyn El Merciful on bass, Marla Vee on guitar, Elvis Rotten on guitar, and Bobo on drums. Phil Irwin passed Feb 2018. Go to whiskeyrebel.com for much more! Check out Rancid Vat Headquarters on Fbook ... more

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